The Tale Of The Dirty Trick

We've heard a lot of different tricks  on how to control kids with chocolate, but this one sure is unusual. Emily's parents explained to her at a young age that chocolate was in fact the dirt left on the supermarket floor, that at the end of the day was collected and put into little packets. Which is why, as they explained, it's so dark and soft. Enough to put someone off chocolate for life (literally).